Privacy Policy
TLDR:
We promise not to be creepy stalkers or do anything to share any data on visitors to our website..
We DO use cookies and analytics and common marketing pixels on our site because we're not idiots who try to run a business blindfolded.
Look, let's be real for a second....
Nobody actually READS these things.
You're probably only here because you clicked something by accident.
Or maybe you're one of those people who actually reads the terms and conditions before installing software.
(If so, you're a better human than most of us. Respect.)
But since you're here... let's make this as painless as possible.
This includes:
• Basic stuff like your IP address
(the internet's version of your home address, but way less useful for sending you pizza)
• What browser you're using
(please don't say Internet Explorer)
• How you found us
(Google? A friend with good taste? Drunken late-night scrolling?)
• What pages you visit and how long you hang around
(we see you spending 20 minutes on our case studies... we're flattered)
• If you fill out forms, we'll collect whatever info you give us there
(shocking, I know)
We use this data to make our marketing better.
Not in a creepy "we're watching you through your webcam" way.
More in a "hey, people seem to like this page, maybe we should make more like it" way.
Yes, we use cookies.
No, they won't make you gain weight.
These little text files help us remember who you are between visits. Like that barista who remembers your complicated coffee order.
We use them to:
• Keep you logged in (if applicable)
• Remember your preferences
• See which marketing campaigns are actually working
• Track basic analytics so we know if our site sucks or not
If you hate cookies, you can disable them in your browser settings.
But our site might act weird, like when you tell someone a joke and they don't laugh.
Awkward for everyone.
We use some third-party tools to help run our marketing business:
• Google Analytics
(because we like pretty charts)
• Facebook Pixel
(to show you ads that are actually relevant)
• Various marketing automation tools
(because we're not sending emails manually like savages)
Each of these services has their own privacy policy that's probably longer than this one.
Feel free to check them out if you're ever having trouble falling asleep.
We use your data to:
• Make our marketing services better
• Send you stuff you might actually want to read
• Figure out which parts of our site make people leave immediately
• Decide which marketing strategies are working and which ones make us look stupid
• Tailor our messaging, positioning, copywriting, and omnipresence ads strategies to be more effective
We do NOT use your data to:
• Sell to sketchy third parties
• Clone your identity
• Judge your late-night browsing habits
• Practice black magic
You have the right to:
• Ask what data we have about you
(though it's probably less exciting than you think)
• Request we delete your data
(the digital equivalent of "I don't know her")
• Opt out of marketing communications
(but our emails are fire, just saying)
• Complain to a supervisory authority
(though maybe just email us first?)
• Be forgotten
(philosophically deep, legally straightforward)
If you want to exercise any of these rights, email us at Shine [at] Rockstaar.Marketing.
We'll get back to you faster than most government agencies....which I guess isn't saying much.
(We respond to REAL requests typically within 1 - 3 business days)
We take reasonable measures to protect your data.
Is our security perfect? No.
Because is any security perfect? Also no.
But we're not storing your data on sticky notes or shouting it from rooftops.
We use industry-standard security practices because we're not trying to end up in the news for all the wrong reasons.
We might update this policy occasionally.
Not because we're planning anything sneaky, but because privacy laws keep changing and technology evolves faster than most people change their profile pictures.
We won't notify you directly about changes, because let's be honest—you wouldn't read the email anyway.
Questions? Concerns? Existential crisis about data privacy in the digital age?
Hit us up at Shine [at] Rockstaar.Marketing
We're actual humans who will respond.
This privacy policy is effective as of January 1st, 2025.
Our website and services are not directed to individuals under the age of 13.
If you are under 13, please use the internet responsibly and don't give us your personal information.
We have enough to worry about without adding "corrupting minors" to the list.
By using our site, you consent to this privacy policy.
If you don't consent, well... the internet is a big place.
Maybe try MySpace? We hear it's making a comeback.
Last updated: June 13, 2025
This privacy policy was written by a human who was trying their best to make legal stuff not boring.
If we succeeded, feel free to tell all your friends about our amazing marketing & messaging capabilities.
If we failed, please blame the legal system, not us.
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